Thunderbird
Created on February 21, 2023.
O, let us sing the praises of this grand and glorious casino
For “Thunderbird” is the name of this glistening place
Within the borders of Las Vegas she presides,
Where risk and reward forever intertwine.
Come one, come all, the call of Thrunderbird’s beckoning
To enter in her royal gates and take their chance;
From the wealthy high roller to the penny slot player,
All will find their fortune within Thunderbird’s halls.
Ah, what sights and sounds make her glory revealed!
The clangor of bells and the tune of slots,
The roar of the crowd and the laughter of children,
All add to the ambiance of Thunderbird’s domain.
But lo, is that not the shuffling of cards of which we hear?
Drawing our gaze to the fast-paced tables,
Whereupon Blackjack and its band of variants
Rendezvous for a hand of chance and fun.
And yonder we find the multiple forms of Poker,
From the classic five card draw to the ever-wild Omaha.
Where a pack of Kings can a fortune unfurl
If the Royal Flush sees its luck in the cards.
Yea, beyond the Poker and Blackjack,
We find our way to Thunderbird’s ultimate prize,
Whereupon great wealth can be won and lost
In the deep chasm of Roulette and the spinning wheel of fate.
Upon this grand casino’s everglades,
Whereupon dreams are made and broken,
The players of Thunderbird dance an elaborate masquerade,
As fortunes linger on the turn of the cards.
For nothing is more certain than the luck of the draw,
Where a Deuce of Hearts can a King’s fate predominate.
Such is the thrill of the gamble,
That even the wisest of players will take chance.
Though the world may be wicked,
Thunderbird is a land of peace and serenity.
Where the sound of coins a-dropping and sevens a-rolling
Fill her halls with jubilation and excitement.
Come see the wonders of the Far East coming to the West,
As Baccarat and Pai Gow bring a unique twist to the game.
For herein lies a unique opportunity
To experience two cultures in one at once.
But, worry not, ye diligent card counters,
Thunderbird has not forgotten about you,
For Video Poker sits atop her throne,
Wherein you may test your might against the machine.
Perchance you look for a game more suited to you?
Thereamongst, Craps awaits to showcase its possibilities.
Where the roll of the die speaks to all of the possibilities,
Even the least experienced of dealers can join the fray.
Oh and the awards of Thunderbird, how numerous they are!
From cash to cars and from comps to concerts,
The grand conquests of the casino abound,
For winners there aught to no want for awards.
Alas, the wonders of Thunderbird does not end with games!
For restaurants of every taste sit in wait to provide,
From Italian and Mexican to Chinese and American cuisine,
The selection of Thunderbird’s restaurants knows no bounds.
But wait, there is further bounties to be discovered here,
For shopping and shows sit readily available.
From apparel to tobacco and even jewelry,
You may find that perfect gift at Thunderbird.
And with such venues, shows and concerts do come,
Oh, the joy of hearing music and stand-up come alive!
From acts old and new, Thunderbird nurtures the stage,
Where performances of the ages await your call.
But enough of sights and sounds, what of the lodgings?
Ah, my friends, let me tell you of the wonder of threes!
Wherein a lavish stay can be made hard to pass up,
For the luxury and comfort Thunderbird gives compares not.
With rooms for all kinds of guests,
And casinos for all levels of bets,
To Thunderbird we sing praises of joy and mirth,
Let us go now and experience Thunderbird’s court!
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