The merry gambler’s jaunt 'neath the desert sun,
To MGM Grand, the bastion of a star-studded pun.
Its entrance yawns wide and allurement springs anew,
Rousing play and pleasure and a host of things to do.
The edifice ascends as if in stainless majesty,
A fortress of rooftop both grandiose and smartly.
It rests not on old Roman’s laurels, but on modern fare,
For naught beneath its walls could come to pass without a care.

The inner sanctum of the palace welcomes you,
All gold and glass and velvet curtains imbue.
Luxury at once doth embrace each sparkling ear,
And showers fresh tunes that doth rouse the wayfarer.
The air of gaiety befits the spirit of play,
And invites you to linger in its hallowed hall.

Games of chance await, as if tossed upon a wind,
And music and laughter doth companion your sin.
The tables surround in a dance of will and wit,
A beck and call for those both lucky and unfit.
The roll of the dice within the great hallowed hall,
A gentle fanfare thus exigent and tall.

A royal feast awaits in the Grand Lux Café,
A brasserie of perfect gastronomic display.
The culinary sublime will be found in their menu,
Ready to gratify a connoisseur’s craving hue.
The fare from lobster to steak be brought from far and wide,
And set upon a table of inestimable pride.

The light of night doth set the stage for a loftier scene,
In KÀ Theater the heart doth find its ideal lien.
A full-on show of grandeur, this masterpiece hath spun,
A crown of performance of wonders duly won.
Using acrobatics, artistry and warrior’s prowess,
The audience is captivated by its liveliness.

The dining and gaming awaits in their flagship buffet,
Should your appetite have surged and ye have the will to get.
A variety of world’s cuisine awaits one’s eager tongue,
For exceeding satisfaction, a handsome sum has spent.
Snacks and drinks in a variety be served here and there,
The MGM Grand will attend to your gustatory care.

And yet, the showpiece of the MGM Grand is here,
The grand atrium with dazzling beauty aeer.
Vaulting glass and split levels form an exquisite passageway,
Enticing guests with its dreams and destinies astray.
The ambience luminescent, beckoning one and all,
To step inside this prism, and foray into its hall.

And for the adventurer, there is more in store,
To paragons of fortune, this banquet has in store.
The race and sports book offers thrills with bets galore,
On pastime and horses, on winners and losers drawn.
The Poker Room and High Limits Room, so dapper and sleek,
Invites to a genteel and privileged affair to seek.

For the Vegas enthusiast and the indulgent, wide
The Wet Republic Ultra Pool awaits with tides alive.
Luxury and spectacle, set amidst the famed poolside,
A variety of sparkling water vesicles
For swimming, mingling, dancing, and all that entails,
Poolside, each dip bespeaks relaxation, topside vails.

And for the true hedonist, there is the spa to partake,
A temple of rejuvenation and refreshment far from its wake.
Relishing body treatments and welcoming massages,
To the lap of luxury to find relief from life’s madness.
The sublime fare of sushi and loco moco
To bolster appetites wild and wobbly, here they go.

To top it off, be this the splendid abode,
The nightlife liveliest, and the stay all worthwhile.
The Tabú lounge is filled with action and frolic,
One can dance, observe and love the night so antiphonal.
A host of musical acts, a VJ spinning the best,
Beats that pump the crowd, and electric vibes a test.

For those looking to shop 'til they drop,
The Grand opening beckons with its siren’s top.
World-class boutiques and shops, indulgent bazaars awaits,
From Paris Hilton to A|X Armani Exchange, to Planet Hollywood and Steve Wynn,
Delightful finds, digital and tactile, delectable treats.

The sky’s the limit with the MGM Grand,
Where pleasure, gaming, and luxury expand.
It carries a value greater than jewelry, carats, or cash,
For anyone looking for a Grand showing with a memorable bash.
Come and discover the greatness, at MGM Grand it awaits,
The pinnacle of luxury and this Vegas’ greatest prates.