Doth tempt me hither to thine El Rancho Vegas casino! To this fine establishment where riches to reap, and fortune to keep, let here mine journey begin, where joy to all sinners therein lies within. Let us behold this place of grandeur and grandiose, where the pleasure of the earl is of bounteous doses.

Oh what brilliancy doth the El Rancho present, with naught but the finest of amenities and quarters. Rigid walls frame a ground of illuminated merriment, sparkling afire with lights and feathers. 'Tis a sight to marvel and give testimony true, to the notion that in no other may compare to this one, so fresh and so new.

As I enter the premises to great fanfare, I am met by rows of cards tables, smiling brightly at me. Roulette tables spinning and buzzers humming, all harkening to the sound of bets and wins. And as I venture further abound, I encounter a fixture of delight, 'tis the room at the entrance, for a sweet treat for the night.

My eyes are struck with rapture and glee, when I my eyes meet the grand bar in the middle of the room. Like a fountain of the best libations of the seven-seas, contents of infinitely-tall cups and glasses twinkle in the moonlight. Bearers hastening hither and yon that no glass stay empty, such a venue of pleasure bath I find naught else can compare.

The great hall of games follows, after a rousing feast. Its walls twinkling with the sound of chips and fortunes, where ribbons of gold encapsulate the stories of success, and tis here where the grand plays of the night can be seen. An enchanting panorama of card-tables and dice, sparkle with the beauty of times after nightfall. Loath to leave this place of leisure, yet I must meander on.

Far down the hall, I come across the grand casino auditorium, where the sounds of casino patrons can be heard, shouting joyously and playing the slot machines for astounding grand prizes. I halt for a moment and simply let the pleasure of the evening fully over me, and what befell to me like a dream come true.

I make my way back through the hall and I am soon led to the grand poker lounge of El Rancho. 'Tis then I finally realized why here so many patrons have forever lodged their presence - for here of skill and strategy may discerned be taught. The colourful elegance of this poker-room had me completely bedazzled, a visage so grand that even the most skilled poker-players would repent.

After I have finished rigging up my card-table, I am approached by a gentleman, with a keen eye, and experienced demeanour. He said to me ‘examith thee, an old friend, as I do knows well the power of one’s cards, which can bring much fortune and riches untold’. ‘Tis then I realized I have found a confidant to play alongside.

My old friend and I then partake in some card games, for the honor and glory of the El Rancho, where we shall surely bet on our poker skills, and all the while, keep an eye on the stakes. Though I have played all night, and lost many hands, I found reward in the good company and comradery of the cards table.

My old friend was firmly rooted to the El Rancho, and it wasn’t hard to see why. ‘Twasn’t only the cards, and the casino floor, but the sheer pleasure found in the abodes and gardens of El Rancho. I soon acquainted with the wondrous entertainment provided by the live bands and DJs, that stir with energy such that all good fun and frivolity follows.

After some more rounds of Poker, my old friend and I take a stroll through to some little cafes and flea markets, where smoking pipes and timeworn treasures are to behold. The night passes on and I find myself cycling around the backstreets of El Rancho, with windows I spying through and a mystique of stories to tell, of what lies within the famed corridors of Las Vegas’ El Rancho.

The morning brings on anew another delightful stay at the El Rancho. And what better way to start a new morning but with some rest and relaxation in the resort’s pool. The splash of the waters and tingle of the sun waters my weary bones, and my mind soon sets itself to serenity.

An hour later and I am ready to tackle the afternoon. Sat at one of the many bars, the music playing serves a balm to my spirit, while scooping up some of the fantastic dining available, my heart leaps with glee and merriment.

The night awaits to be filled with delicious activities, and doth the El Rancho provide feasts every night! The glitter of the neon lights greets me as I walk in, to the singling of the grand karaoke bar, where I would soon test the words of my tunes. What lies before me is an abundancy of drinks, people and pleasantries, a fiesta of colour and amazing tastes.

Closer to the end of the night I find myself in the bowling bar, where night-long duels are fought, accompanied with laughter and jeers from all around. This I enjoy the most, for here I have the best of competition and camaraderie, where I feel like no sandman could take me away. And lastly, how can I forget the renowned nightclubs! I make my way to the most popular of them all, where glistening mirrors, classy dancers, and glimmering lights, mesmerize me in every way, and only increase the incomparable experience of El Rancho.

In a moment of feeling, I grasp the realization of what El Rancho has to offer, naught but a unique ascent into the top of Las Vegas’ entertainment. An intoxicating mix of pleasure, sports and gambling, coupled with some of the finest dining, dancing and shopping in the region. So if you ever find yourself in Las Vegas, look no further and head straight to El Rancho. A taste of their grandeur and glamour of their offerings shall stay with thee forever.